Chicks

by Dave Cantor
From Born Too Late (2005)

Chicks, don’t know about these chicks
Chicks, can’t do without these chicks
Wanna squeeze ‘em, wanna throttle ‘em
They can drive a man straight to the bottom

Chicks, can’t do without these chicks
Chicks, can’t figure out these chicks
Comes to tricks, these chicks have got ‘em
They won’t be happy ‘til you hit rock bottom

Well first they’re gonna turn your head
Then they’re gonna turn you outta bed
Light your candle at both ends
Then let you down with: “hey, let’s just be friends”

Chicks, can’t figure out these chicks
Chicks, crazy about these chicks
Turn men to swine, just like Circe
They’re the Madame Bel Dame, sans mercy
Just can’t get a fix on all of these chicks

Well first they’re gonna get you hot
Then they’re gonna break it to you that they’re not
Just when you begin to smoke
They toss you off like you’re some bad joke

Chicks, crazy about these chicks
Chicks, crazy without these chicks
Wanna kiss ‘em, wanna clock ‘em
Wanna take ‘em home and defrock ‘em
Just can’t get a fix, just can’t get a fix
Just can’t get a fix on all of these chicks…